One for the Reaper

An aid to Karl Rove approached him in some trepidation. "What is it?" growled the master publicist.

"After breakfast this morning, the President said he's discovered that God is dead."

"Excellent!" roared his boss.

The young man stood dumbfounded.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" shouted Rove, "Get your ass over to Fox News! Reagan bought us a whole week - God should keep them busy for three days, maybe even four! And be damned sure this gets play on the website."