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Wit and Wisdom for a One Party State

A handbook for government by wishful thinking

Friday, February 15, 2008

Believe, v. To recognize that a given obstacle to one's happiness is impervious to disbelief.

2008 GW BUSH 15 Feb. "We believe in human rights and human dignity. We believe in the human condition. We believe in freedom."

Friday, February 08, 2008

Management, n. Employees who manage things, and most particularly those who manage to evade responsibility.

2008 I KOCHEVRIN of Gazprom via BBC 7 Feb. "We're accused again and again of political bias. I can assure you there is no political bias. Our link to the Kremlin is only through our management board."