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Wit and Wisdom for a One Party State

A handbook for government by wishful thinking

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Judicious, n. In the manner that a judge would adopt if there were no police at his disposal.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Waste, n. Futile excess, which in the serendipitous balance of political economy tends to be generated by government and concealed by public corporations in equal measure.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Heart, n. An organ mangled by the world, which serves the publicist and the politician for a fiddle.

Denounce, v.t. To pronounce sentence in advance of a lynching. Counter-denunciation by the defense is procedural error, which may be remedied by appeal following judgement to a court of competent jurisdiction.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Transform, v.t. To precipitate an abrupt change from one state of disarray to another.
2004 GEORGE W. BUSH AP 2 Dec. "It's one of those moments in history where a lot of people will be amazed that a society has been transformed so quickly."