Bovine, n. A leather sack containing soup bones, beefsteaks, milk, butter and whatever it is that causes Mad Cow Disease.

2006 R. LIMBAUGH 29 Aug. "There are hungry people everywhere [and] we've been guilted into pouring resources on [sic] the problem. And now, now, the latest crisis is that there is obesity among those who are impoverished. ... [We] didn't teach them how to fish, we gave them the fish. Didn't teach them how to butcher a -- slaughter a cow to get the butter, we gave them the butter."