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Wit and Wisdom for a One Party State

A handbook for government by wishful thinking

Saturday, May 22, 2004

A Friendly Interrogation

Buckhead the Blogger was invited to Crawford for a fireside chat with President Bush about important information Buckhead had acquired in the Global War on Terrorism.

"So tell me," said the President, "what is it, Buckie?"

"I have solid knowledge of an informant, Mr President, and I think you should torture him to save the country."

"We want to do everything we can to help the country, Buck. What does he know?"

"There will be a terrorist attack on the US mainland."

"Where?"

"Los Angeles, California."

"When?"

"Next Friday evening at 8:05pm."

"By what means?"

"He said they will use mustard gas, sir."

The President then drew a red-hot poker out of the fire and jabbed it squarely into Buckhead's anus. After the sometime lawyer was finished screaming, he asked, "Why did you do that, sir? I'm not the terrorist, that's the other guy!" "Ah, yes," said the wily Commander in Chief, "but you are the one telling us what we want to hear."

1 Comments:

Blogger Uncle $cam said...

Nice one...tanks ;-)

5:09 AM  

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